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BADGE #5203. I’m sharing in support for this little girl and OUR TAX DOLLARS! Those are an awful lot of stripes for our government to be using in this way. I’d much rather have you look past her not moving fast enough to make you happy and, perhaps, PROCESS ONE OF THE 400,000 UNPROCESSED RAPE KIDS WE DON’T SEEM TO HAVE ENOUGH MONEY FOR. Officer Badge # 5203, by having those stripes has to make at least $150,000 per year. By removing him from the streets we increase people’s feet on subway seats by 365 per year however we can use the money to process 100-150 rape kits. Fair trade off?